Joe Biden proposes political campaign insurance for struggling centrist candidates

The Biden campaign has rolled out the most ambitious insurance proposal for struggling neolib Presidential campaigns like his own. "Beto would still be here, Kamala would still be here, had they had access to this insurance", Biden said as he sobbed.

It is completely unfair that only the candidates with the popular proposals can raise massive amounts of grassroots money, "my disastrous proposals & campaign deserve some love too, cmon man, cmon!", Biden shouted.